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[โ€“] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

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[โ€“] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Why did I get in this thread ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] brezel@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The clean hands club!!

[โ€“] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

[โ€“] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

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[โ€“] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

[โ€“] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay, but how do I trim and smooth out the skin irregularities near my fingers?

Also, where do I acquire the spare skin I need to eat?

[โ€“] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago
  1. You don't. It fixes itself.
  2. Acquire some roadkill and skin it.
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Such is the nature of my work. Is that what caused this?

[โ€“] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

[โ€“] Tracaine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Iโ€™ve been searching for something

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