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Hallo! pant wheeze (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by Onionguy@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't tell if I'm learning German by osmosis or if I'm just adapting to some hybrid Deutschelish dialect from Lemmy that has no use in the real world

[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The German English hybrid is called Dutch

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Still no use in the real world

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Why not both? It's even more fun when you can't tell what's good German and what's not!

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hat jetzt länger gedauert, als ich zugeben möchte, bis ich gerallt hab dass das Englisch mit deutschem Akzent und nicht Niederländisch ist.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gibt's da einen Unterschied?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kommt auf deinen Alkoholpegel an.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You had me in the first part ngl

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have one of those Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. They're really useless.

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Oh absolutely! :D

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw someone say that 90% of people in Germany use them as there primary means of transport.

I believe them because that's funny

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

That's probably the Pedalo (the thing with yellow wheels) that the dude is standing on. The long word with Eier in it is the egg thingy that he is holding

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those pedal things look so dangerous and fun. What is the plunger device?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

It's the Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher mentioned below. (It's for opening boiled eggs.)

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 7 points 2 months ago

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Everyone needs an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Here is the tutorial: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fd7uhYXCBqY

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wtf

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Oh! Sänk yu, Jürgen!

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los