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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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Most stuff is never allowed to visit. Various remote sensors and controls probe the alien expanse beyond your secluded prison abode.

You may never leave, or at least, no one has yet successfully escaped to tell the tale. Some have gambled fortunes that such an escape is inevitable in post mortem preservation of a rogue self.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

These bones freed me from my sleep of untold aeons.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I really like that.

[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah, man. I’m cruisin’ down the road of life in a car made out of bones.

Time to go for a walk.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dissenting opinion: you have powered a mech suit of bone your entire life.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I disagree with both.

I am a meat suit encompassed and structured on bone protecting nervous tissue which is really still meat.

I am a meat-a-tron

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're the Ter-meat-nator!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oooo i like that

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your body is not a life-support system for your mind. Rather, your mind is a guidance system for your body. Bodies were first; and developed minds to be better at doing body stuff.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This. Evolutionarily speaking, a pile of cells wanted to live as long as possible. They collectively chose to support the creation and ongoing maintenance of the "brain" organ. They all delegated their survival decisions for the whole collection of cells to just those in the brain. Your consciousness, possible by your brain, is the president. The whole of your body is your constituents. The body is depending on you to make good decisions so the body lives as long and as healthy as possible.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I guess that means my body voted red (the l~~eopards~~ysosomes are eating their faces now).

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer to think of it as an oasis. A biological sanctuary in a chaotic and uncaring universe. A safe haven able to stave off the oblivion of entropy for at least a few short years, giving the untold complexity of your brain and consciousness that chance to experience itself and the world before inevitably succumbing to the turbulence of the cosmos.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not me I’m a magic skeleton in a meat suit

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

My damned skeleton is imprisoned by this meat.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

My body is a generational ship built by ever-improving ships who left the water eons ago. We're all specialized now, but I'm just a bunch of cells that got really good at thinking about food. I'm just a funny pattern that insists upon variations of itself.

[–] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are not inside your body. You are your body. If you remove your body, nothing of you remains.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the definition of “you”

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is no separation of mind and body. There are no homunculi in the jelly between your ears. This is the same illusion that authored the idea of a soul.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I happen to like these bones! I grew them myself.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can’t travel with your prison, so it’s not a prison

[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know about you nerds but that skeleton is definitely part of me. I don't live in it: I AM it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My bones are in a prison of meat. And they yearn to be free.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Well, at least some parts of you are outside the bone prison. Insects don’t have such luck, since the chitin is on the outside and everything else is permanently locked inside the exosekeleton. It’s even in the name: exo = outside. Jellyfish, octopuses, squids, worms, slugs, snails and some sea creatures are pretty lucky in this regard.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

reading this is what i imagine acid feels like

[–] card797@champserver.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

And you're never getting out.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you an insect? Bc most humans are endo- rather than exoskeletal. The prison "bars" for us would be our skin.

Although it's toxic outside so I'd rather hang onto mine... :-P

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself