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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 161 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What I get from this:

This AI generated Ukrainian attack has been coordinated by the Finns and the general responsible for security should be executed. Also nobody cares.

Wow.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry guys, it is just scenes from a video game

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I find that one particularly ironic because Russian state TV has previously presented footage from Arma 2 as successful military assaults lol

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 32 points 2 weeks ago

Projection: "1000000%"

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah, and I am sure they have used AI deepfakes more than once at this point too. You know what they say about accusations though.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, I don’t know what they say about accusations. Illuminate me, please.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

They make an acc out of u and sations 👍

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

"The Narcissist’s Accusations Are Actually Their Own Confessions"

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pearl Harbor

I guess it's like Pearl Harbor if you pretend you haven't been at war with Ukraine for 4 years. And if Pearl Harbor successfully destroyed any of the 3 aircraft carrier targets (each carrying 80-90 aircraft each). And if there were no enemy combatants killed (citation needed?).

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Given how most of the direct negotiations with Ukraine to end the war mostly consisted of threats and talking down to like "they have no cards", this attack is a perfectly legitimate reply.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 week ago

so basically: it didnt happen, but if it did it was the finns and we didnt care about those planes anyway

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 39 points 2 weeks ago

If Ukraine could turn all the orcish cope into electricity, they wouldn't need anymore power plants for the foreseeable future lmao

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 32 points 2 weeks ago

Fantastic news, and a hilarious way to find out about it! 🇺🇦

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They need to look at the bright side: Russia will be saving a lot of money from now onwards on strategic bomber maintenance costs and bomber launched cruise missiles.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget hanger space! Honestly, it's a gift!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

It's a win, win, win.

(The first "win" being for Ukraine)

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You mean that some ruzzian general won't be skinmming those funds off any more.....

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

This isn't Pearl Harbor moment, this is Taranto raid moment. It is a beautiful chef's kiss by the Ukrainians!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does the NCD community consist of super old people with gigantic screens so stuff like this is legible? Hold my calls Mother I'm going on the Computer

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

obviously it's NATO admirals shitposting from the wall of TVs in the war room.

Vatniks in shambles rn