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Almost ate it. I hate the world we live in
I did eat it, and I'm still eating it. I choose to manifest that this is a true thing in my universe.
I totally ate it
I ate. And then saw your comment. I agree.
I noticed the comm, then elected to eat it anyway
Helps that my metal type deck in Pokemon TCGP is named "Taco Bell *DONG*"
Woulda been "*BONG*" but apparently while they are okay with penis synonyms they draw the line at drug paraphernalia 🤷
Well tbf dong is common in some languages...
For instance, north koreas rockets are named something like type-o dong or something like that?
So there's these serious ass Korean guys staring at a missile test of what I can only write as type o' dong. Like an inquisitive Irish man asking about my penis.
Imaginary Irish guy: "oh type o' dong to ya?" Me: "I dunno, slightly above average? Thicker near the top than the base... There's no curve if that's what you're asking..."
"Dong" being penis made this even funnier.
"You can show your dong to kids, but heaven help you if you teach them about marijuana!"
Taco bell dong sounds like what you get when doing anal after eating Taco Bell.
This dumb dumb world that we live in these days, I had to make sure that this was fake. I was about the fucking cry. This is too much. Too extra. You can't do this. This is like the War of the Worlds Radio Broadcast like the aliens have landed, yo. All is lost!
Gulf of America Uno reverse... not eating the onion, but it would be hilarious if they went for it as a stunt.
National Treasure 3: Nic Cage follows a deadly trail of clues that reveal the United States is actually Mexico.
In an adventure that takes him from one Taco Bell franchise to another across the American South until he gains 200lbs and early onset diabetes
If this got made, I would proudly NOT pirate the movie and make sure I and everyone I know paid full price for it.
I'll admit that I got about a paragraph in before I had to check if I was eating an onion.
I literally lol'd at this one
Chihuahua voice
Yo quiero mas rebeeeelll!
I seem to recall a news report introducing the 5-blade Gillette shaver - for real, and referencing a historical The Onion article with an irate CEO of the same company rudely rebuking his engineers for suggesting it was impossible to produce.
I realize this is just satire, but can the same happen here where an Onion article leads to the bell's renaming, at least in the literature of some countries?
Planning to visit that after Mount Rush Mole
Dont forget to bring some avogadros for the guac
I have about 6.022.
And a root of jicama.
Lake Crunchwrap Supreme.
I thought Taco Bell already did that in the 90s