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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’ll evaporate in less than 24 hours. Not enough time for mould to develop. If I drop ice cube, I allow my cat to play with it without cleaning it up.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

wikipedia.org/wiki/evaporation

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

All water evaporates within 24 hours. That's why moisture isn't an issue.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Counter-print-out-a-wikipedia-page

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago
[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorption

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 6 days ago

wikipedia.org/wiki/Moisture_expansion

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wikipedia.org/wiki/Adsorption

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

oh, and wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorption

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

I'd be remiss if I didn't wikipedia.org/wiki/Desorption

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago

Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

[–] stewi1914@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Professional chefs are far worse.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You would think they would be infinitely better than this.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

They can afford to pay someone to clean up their messes

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My butler takes care of it.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All houses/apartments have underfloor heating in at least the entryway and the bathroom and the vast majority also have it in the kitchen. I even lived in a place that had it through the whole flat. I'm poor as shit, so I just assumed it was commonplace everywhere.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've lived in one apartment that had underfloor heating and it was like a very expensive massive 4 bedroom one.

I mean on reflection its probably more common where I live because its wet and cold.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

Never had this anywhere. The floor is always the coldest part of the house.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 333 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's all water under the fridge

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 141 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Fake: OP outside their house

Gay: spending time with a man

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[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
  • me, an icecube
  • finally, it's my day to shine
  • someone finally takes me out of the fridge
  • clumsy mofo drops me, I'm spiraling downwards into the deep unkown
  • when i think it can't be worse, i got kicked back into the darkness i came from
  • fml
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[–] allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (32 children)

My brother-in-law did this at my house the other day! My jaw almost hit the floor watching him try to kick that shit under the fridge. He did it in front of his son too. They didn't seee behind them, so I bent over and picked up the cubes and told them we don't do that in this house. I told my wife and she told her sister, they were both surprised. I had no idea people did this. Just pick them up and toss them in the sink.

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