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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Y'all worried about the Gay Agenda?

Brace your asses for the TransMission.

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (9 children)

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

[–] grue@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 119 points 3 days ago (6 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 94 points 3 days ago (4 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 37 points 3 days ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've seen this post a couple times and just scrolled on last. Didn't realise it was an anti-pride post because it looks cool as hell.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In São Paulo a couple of pride month parties are being announced as priDE MONth party, guess is being used around the world like this too.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 88 points 3 days ago (13 children)

PRIDEMONTH.
PRIDEMONTH.
P RIDE M ON TH.
p RIDE m ON th.
RIDE ON

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 49 points 3 days ago (8 children)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PR IDEMONTH
PR idemonth
PR

Please review my PR before EOD if you have the capacity. We can hop on a quick screenshare if you want me to walk you through it.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PRI DEM ON TH
PRION

oh no

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[–] troybot@midwest.social 21 points 3 days ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOO

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

RIDE ON THAT COCK, BRO! BEING GAY IS THE BEST!! AROOOO!!!!

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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine creating this and imagining you were making a point.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

they went from bullying kids for being too weak, too sensitive etc to fucking satanic panic. what a bunch of pussy ass bitches.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 3 days ago

Well, that convinced me. I should become gay.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For real ? this absolutely slaps

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I’m not gay but I want that shirt

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Look if you just take a couple letters from this word and some from this word, carry the one......"

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (7 children)
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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

🤘😖🤘

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

That's metal as fuck! I don't own any Pride Month merch, but want everything I own to have this on it.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love it. I'd 100% wear this shirt.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dibs on Prith Demon as a lgbt+ metal band! Any of you gays know how to sweep pick?

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[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Satan killed less than God. Lot less ...

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[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Said it the first time this "Pride Month hides Demon" stuff went viral

Pride Demons is a bomb ass name for a political group focused on queer liberation in the same vein as the Black Panthers were for black liberation.

[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Ha! He DEMONstrated that quite well. Oh wait...

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm gay, furry, disabled and satanic, and I approve this message

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

that gay demon looks like they would be great to party with.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

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