I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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well good for them....
At least someone is having sex around here.
hot
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
No they're not.
I totally do know about it. Especially now.
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!
So....your face or mine?
I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?
There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg.
we need an adult animated show about them
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
I did not consent
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?
I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.
prude
TIHI
cool
If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.
Jesus Christ, get a room
New kink unlocked.
Mites gotta mate
Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.
Nice.
Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.
what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?
The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.
Thank you, I hate it.
Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.
That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.
As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.