It's definitely an instruction to the crocs telling them they shouldn't swim here.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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Crocodiles:
This is a typical specicistic prejudice
HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE
How come the crocks are not swimming here? Look at the sign!
They’re at mufasa’s meeting
No, I can see them floating by....they're just not swimming here. Also they're not swimming here exactly where the sign is. But they are swimming right over there 6" to the left!
it's safe to swim because the crocodiles went to the lion’s party
Haven't heard that joke since the early 2000s
One exclamation mark would've fixed it. 🤷
Crocodiles
Do not swim here!
Did I get it right
Crocodiles
Do not swim! Here
😤
Usually you don't state the obvious with signs, but there's a "there's no sharks in the Rhine" signs, so 🤷
well that's a relief.
They cropped it. There's another sign to the right that reads "Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos." Australia is a weird place.
You can't tell until you try it, I guess...
Ok. I won't swim. Proceeds to splash around...
Guess I can swim safely without any worries now
People keep asking me about my "Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here" sign when I believe I've answered all your questions with that very sign.
Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?
They dive!
Duh, those nitpickers