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Step 1: Piss off liberals by bankrolling MAGA facists and lose 40-50% of the customer base. Step 2: Piss off MAGA and the other 40-50% of the US customer base. Step 3: Profit?

Wild how international finance is now tied to a feud between a rodeo clown and an adult gundam nerd. I thought the subprime mortgage crisis was stupid but this has to break some record. I've accepted that the world will get progressively dumber in my lifetime but at this point I can't imagine how.

This is funny, but its a bit disappointing that almost no one is talking about how Musk was trying to get his friend appointed head of NASA, thereby assuring long term government contracts with Space X.

Corruption fucking everywhere.

Oh yeah baby give me more of that sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

Go trumpy tank that stock

Well, I called it. People thought Tesla stocks will still recover but so long as he is the CEO, the stocks will only go down.

This is like the dozen'th article of Elon getting his wealth "wiped out"

Looking forward to see this exact article again next week. This is noise, not news.

My opinion is that all of these public fights are just theater distracting from passing things behind our back. In a few days they will suddenly make up after they pass whatever they want.

I am so fucking tired of the political bullshit.

And they will make up in a few days. Trump will give his fuck boy a few extra government contracts. All of musks stocks will soar. Unless someone actually starts doing something other than post on whatever social media. This is nothing more than market manipulation.

It would be funny to see musk burn the reputation has with both left wing for everything he's done up to now. And the right with this fued.

Who will be left to buy his cars?

Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill AND Musk’s publicly traded stocks tanking? In one week?

As much as I love to see musk eating shit; I am also bracing myself expecting democrats to embrace him as an "Ally." American politicians just love it when the most evil corporate monsters are on their side.

It's still up more than 20% above what it spent most of March and April at.

I want to find one of these people who just bought TSLA at $284 and ask them what possible basis do they have for thinking the company's earnings will grow by the 6,000% that it needs to in order to start returning anything like the industry average.

Tesla could achieve phenomenal unexpected growth and increase their market share by a factor of ten and they'd still have a massively unsustainable PE ratio.

It was lower in April and March. The stock had been oscillating wildly between $375 and $225 all year and has no relation to any of the actual finances of the company. Considering that the budget bill under consideration could remove the clean energy credits that keep the company in the black, the stock should be much lower.

Fight, fight, fight.

Eh, Tesler stock value hasn't even returned to the value it had on April 8th, and even then it was only returning to the pre-election value. When Musk anounced his dark maga bullshit and inserted himself into politics Tesler's value shot through the roof. Ever since then it seems like investors want to believe that added real value. I'm unconvinced.

It's all computer

Does he still love Tesler?

If this is real, and not some elaborate ruse to manipulate the market, I'm all for it. Fuck these guys.

Ah, that tasty delicious schadenfreude!!

The best part is, in this battle of "wits", they are both entirely and completely unarmed.

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