The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
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I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like "my phone already does that" do sound poor. They don't buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.
I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like "really? It doesn't look like it. What brand is it?"
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
neet
What time is it?
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
I don't have a car
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
Cool. Anyway...
"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Cool story bro
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
I eat them.
Nice.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
I think I made the better choice.
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
Not gonna argue that it's not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
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interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
Tell him I still banged your mom tho