Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It's not really that simple, but it's part of it. And I'm not a doctor.
No, and no. Not even just "not that simple". You're dead wrong. That's like saying I got from home to work because of "wheel". It's involved but it does not drive the show
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Anon discovers he might be gay
No they didn't. If they were gay they wouldnt be really into having sex with their girlfriend in the first place.
Anon is another misogynistic straight guy.
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To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
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