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Just came to leave an image of a cute cartoon penguin, don't mind me.

Idk how it's working for you guys, but I've not once had it actually shut down after clicking update and shut down. It always restarts myb once or twice and finishes at the lock screen, it just doesn't shut down. I always have to manually turn it off after it finishes.

holds the power button

I'm amazed at how after 50 years, over 100,000 top-tier software engineers, and $3,500,000,000,000, Microsoft are still so bad at making operating systems.

It's almost as if Capitalist rhetoric about innovation is bullshit.

Update and Shutdown -> go and make tea -> Linux lock screen -> 😐

Windows really dosn't want to be on my system.

Windows is so full of stupid little shit that should have been fixed years - if not decades - ago. Sleep mode broken, folder customize options don't apply to subfolders despite offering that choice, the OP. Sigh.

Why the hell does my PC turn itself on from hibernate when there is an update pending? Fuck you windows.

Going to switch to Linux as soon as I stop being lazy... any day now.

The switch on the back of the PC is there for a reason!

i click shut down, close my laptop, then the next day it turns out it never shut down because my pdf viewer was still open

ah yes i remember this frustration before i changed operating systems. now i have a whole bunch of new frustrations but this ain't one of them 😎 i use debian btw

Laughs in Linux

Sorry, I had to.

*reads this using Linux

That's always so annoying, because Windows isn't my default boot entry, so I need to babysit its "totally not a reboot" update.

I have never had my computer completely restart after selecting "Update and shutdown", sure, it will reboot once or twice during the update cycle, but it has always ended with a full shutdown.

Restarts into Grub which autos to Linux and when I go back to Windows it's all pissy at me.

It's not just me?! I thought my PC was buggered

I wanted to make this meme for the nth time my Lenovo rebooted (and left at the login screen) when I chose update and shutdown

Might as well add regular "shutdown" as an "option" too

Windows: would you like to ~~collect your data~~ personalize your system?

Options are: Yes, or Ask In 3 days

Where's the fuck off option M$ ?

Unpopular opinion: The most-used operating system in the world must automatically apply security updates, eventually even overriding user preference if people never restart.

Right now it’s Windows. If someday it’s Ubuntu, they should do it too. If they don’t, we’d see giant botnets of every computer that people don’t want to update, all compromised by exploits.

To be clear, this doesn’t excuse MS for abusing this update cycle to push shitty products or AI features.