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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 19 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think being so fucking desperate to be distracted is actually our primary problem as a country. Stop avoiding reality, it’s time to grow up

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Please send us Americans your best "you don't have healthcare but too many school shootings" memes

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Americans.... The people who go to work every day and get paid shit for their work...enough to not complain too much but not enough to get a head. The people who get fixed incomed at 64 and then inflationed until the bank gets the house back. These people did not bomb Iran.

Orange turd and his team of evil fucks did.

Now, I'm actually neutral on this particular action. Nobody wants Iran with nukes. However please then do the same in NK and ruzzia.

If any of this does backfire, I just want you all to know that we just woke up to this shit just like everyone else. Just like when the orange turd invaded LA. We just woke up to this shit. Is it gonna be over in 3.5 more years?...god I so fucking hope so. The guy in coocoo unstable. Just like Kim and Putin, he should go to a retirement home and leave the rest of us alone.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody wants Iran with nukes.

Frankly, I do want Iran with nukes. Iran hasn't declared war on anyone for over 200 years. They're stuck in the same neighborhood as a rogue nuclear state that engages in frequent wars of expansionist conquest. The region is incredibly unstable precisely because there is no military counterbalance to Israel. Iran getting nuclear weapons would be an immense boon to peace and stability in the Middle East. I trust the Ayatollahs with nukes a lot more than I do the Israelis with them. At least the Iranians don't believe that their deity gave them the right to annex entire nations.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

It will be like Russia, where they make nuclear threats on a weekly basis, but know they would be obliterated if they ever actually used them.

Having said that, you're right about Israel having nukes being nothing to cheer about.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

A huge chunk of Americans enthusiastically support extensive warring with Iran (or will, soon). We are culpable.

Is it because so many of use glued to feeds and TV news? Yeah. But those are our products, and we basically elected Big Tech and Newscorp to the presidency, so... Yeah. It's not gonna be over in 3.5 years.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry this doesn’t really help forget about the situation but it’s a very good possibility.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

A Wild Matt-o appeared!

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I am wondering when Americans are finally going to come to the inevitable conclusion that conservatives have to be utterly destroyed by any means necessary in the most extreme prejudicial manner possible. These people are absolute pure f****** evil.

[–] creisel@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Voice-to-text automod. I hate it but dont know where the off switch is

[–] creisel@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm only in Paris because they promised you'll be here too.

Where are you freakinsteve le

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Je suis un USian

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago

First we need to endlessly debate whether or not Kamala Harris would've done the same thing. Since we can never know we can all just assume posting shitty memes is more important than voting. We'll tell each other it's late stage capitalism so we can feel smart for doing nothing because it's all going to collapse anyway, nothing we can do! Committed to being uncommitted! Apathy to the end!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

The people who vote conservative will probably never come to that conclusion.

We have to let the older generations die off until there isn't enough support or physically stop them from voting to stop the conservative support.

Maybe starting a third party that genuinely wants to disrupt the status quo would fix some stuff.

[–] winky_lem@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

3rd party...yes! Possible, not really. The two parties have a spot on the ballot, built in, automatically given. All others have to jump through each state's requirements to get on the state ballot. The most effective at this lately is the libertarian party. In the election before last, Jo Jorgenson was on the ballot in all 50, GO JO! Sadly, her media coverage was paltry at best. Most Americans didn't even know she was a realistic option. Finally, most Americans think that a vote for a 3rd party increases the chance of their less desirable major party winning. What they fail to realize is that, red or blue, the boot on your neck is the same boot, different shine.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This same conversation happened in 2016.

It will keep happening until the Duopoly is no longer in control.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Lets get something REAALLY FUGHIN STRAIGHT:

Conservatism DOES NOT DIE OFF.

AAAALLLLLL of the radical fascist right wing Nazi pundits and influencers are Millennials and younger, with a few GenXers scattered about.

Everyone SWORE that conservatism would die off with the Boomers, but that was 15 years ago. Its not gonna happen.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Every new generation votes more progressive leaning than the last.

So once the boomers are all gone, the Republican Party loses a shit load of control.

Regressives have tried to appeal to the incels their ideology creates, but it isn't enough to outpace the above trends.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

A law was passed 30 years ago to ensure that the politically motivated only hear one ideology. The platforms have changed since then but the same people are in control of the messaging and censorship.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Liberals dont want change. Until the left accepts that libs gotta go in the ground too, nothing will happen.

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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 hours ago

Um... Enduring? If thought Iranians are the ones enduring stuff... like, bombs...

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How are Americans enduring anything for a war halfway around the world? The defense sector is hiring.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

me last night reading the news as i'm trying to go to sleep

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they created

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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 30 points 16 hours ago
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How very American to worry about the nightmare you're enduring.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 35 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring

I assure you the nightmare is being experienced more acutely and directly by the people being actively bombed.

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 5 points 12 hours ago

We need memes for the people on the receiving end so they can forget about getting bombed for a second.

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