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[โ€“] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"You've met me at a strange time of my life"

Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.

"Eight? Who taught you math!?"

[โ€“] aMockTie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?

[โ€“] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

An excellent adaptation, except they cut his rant about Aquaman. Also:

Tap for spoilerA pair of boobs -> ( .Y . )

[โ€“] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cattle mutilations are up.

[โ€“] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And your GF sleeps above the covers

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[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"

"Senor Diiickheeead!"

Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know

[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

From memory:

"This... is Head Radio, a Love Media station. Just one of nine hundred radio stations, three hundred TV stations, four networks, three satellites, ten senators (thank you, thankyou, thank-YOOOU)... Head Radio."

[โ€“] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Opening to one of the greatest games of the early 2000s.

Grand Theft Auto III was the beginning of a new era for both gaming, and Rockstar.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that era is over. GTA 6 is looking to be another visually pretty rendition with limited innovation, and the satirical elements being sidelined for actual americana bs.

We've had games with destructible environments, realistic reactions, and decent physics, 15 years ago, and somehow the only envelope R* push are visuals, which are incremental at best, and online play, which are pay-to-win toxic casinos.

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[โ€“] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How you doing?๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ’…

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Smell your hand!

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago

You are blowing up. Right NOW.

That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.

Too late, Nathan. Too late.

[โ€“] gabbath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Denny Crane

[โ€“] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Stop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!

[โ€“] callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Butternuts!

[โ€“] joucker29@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

"Are you sure?" Not a movie but close enough.

[โ€“] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Kiss my Converse

[โ€“] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

"You're wasting your time talking to her. You wouldn't waste you time however dancing with her."

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.

[โ€“] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Here's mine:

"I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"

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