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[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

β€œWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 34 minutes ago

One million dollars!

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 53 minutes ago

Your clothes are red!

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 39 minutes ago

You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.

[–] Loucypher@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Cast it into the fire!!

[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

"what's the symbology?"

[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[–] omxxi@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.

[–] MajorasMaskForever@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That's kind of the point though, isn't it?

If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations

Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.

[–] automaticzero@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago

β€œMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[–] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

"I have no response to that."

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

Say hello to my little friend

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 hours ago

Any line from the script to The Big Lebowski.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:

  • I didn't know deers could...could do that
  • Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
  • Look out!
[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] roz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago

Large Marge sent me

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

"I feel the need..."

(I don't even have to finish the line.)

[–] zell565@lemmus.org 2 points 9 hours ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago
[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

We both like soup.

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

can he hang from a web

no, he can't, he's a pig

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[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Bitches leave.

[–] Yermaw@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago

"No stairway. Denied."

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 11 points 15 hours ago

ludicrous speed… GO!

[–] mantorok@lemmy.ca 9 points 15 hours ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 64 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

β€œAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

β€œWove. Twue wove…”

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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 50 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?

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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 14 points 18 hours ago

I don't like sand.

[–] root@aussie.zone 20 points 19 hours ago

Get to da choppa.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.

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