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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I guess that saying I hear from boomers is true, "Weak men make hard times." They never seem to realize they are the weak men in charge that are making the hard times.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Saw a co-worker eating avocado toast. I asked him...."is that avocado toast?"

Yes said yes.

I said, "You're the man!"

His face was so comical. Like he was offended and thought I was being sarcastic. I personally love avocados. They are great with breakfast and with eggs.

[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

My retirement plan is to die fighting in the revolution against the US government and the oligarchs. I have no expectation of surviving, but I will stand and fight regardless.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I already gave up that hope.

I live in someone's garage and my "retirement plan" is a shotgun sandwich.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If push comes to shove I'd rather use an exit bag than a shotgun. 😅

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is somewhat difficult to source N2 that hasn't been adulterated as a consumer now. They do the same thing with He2. I'm with shotgun sammich dude. My retirement plan definitely involves my mouth watering for bullets.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

Im more partial to the Beretta blow job, but to each his own

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 23 hours ago

And we will aaall live on the moon with our robot butlers.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Owning a home guarantees nothing in terms of retirement. Best case scenario you sell with a decent profit, then it's still going to the hospital or old folks home instead of your heirs.