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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 264 points 1 week ago (12 children)

This is what happens when you let children watch the Tate brothers.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 week ago

It's not surprising, we shouldn't be giving developing brains this much access to the internet. I promise you he did not think of doing this on his own.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is what happens when you let children watch YouTube unrestricted.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you let children use any social media.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you children...

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago

Okay but this image is probably older than the Tate brothers being popularized.

[–] toppy@lemy.lol 12 points 1 week ago

The tate brothers are just waste. They brainwash kids and make them misogynist.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Happy cake day!

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (2 children)

woah, that is future psychopath behaviour

[–] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone who has this disorder I never knew this was a symptom, lol.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you could categorize it under poor impulse control and poor understanding of social norms. But like, one incident doesn't make a diagnosis.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

& also add objectification of others, disregard of authority, narcissism, and slight delusions of grandeur (even after getting in trouble he still thought the teacher "wanted" him).

but yes you're right, one incident doesn't make a diagnosis, if i were this child's parent i'd start watching him closely though. becuase people with the antisocial personality disorder (commonly known as psychopathy) can lead normal lives, but they do need accommodation in the form of guidance and being taught coping skills

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

More like present day appreciator of dat ass.

[–] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a straight woman, I've got to admit she's got one hell of an ass on her.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 week ago (4 children)

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn't handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I'm a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Gen X valor"

We have that? Dude...

We have it, we just dont care.

[–] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass"

Sometimes a womans beauty can defy gender and orientation.

"also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts"

Or just rap songs about it. Either way we used to be more civilized than this.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks for reminding me.

[–] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks for reminding me

Would Stacy's Mom be the Millennial equivalent?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Well, Diamond Dave is a boomer, but yeah, Van Halen was part of the soundtrack to GenX

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha ha (this kid's gonna end up in jail.)

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nah, Trump will pardon him and give him a position in his cabinet.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And republicans will create the "Let boys be boys" act, that will not only allow such behavior, but also tries its best to criminalize the callouts of this kind of behavior.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I can actually see this happening in the next couple years

Only if hes a fascist. Ms Rodriguez had better be from spain, if he wants that future pardon.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

For some reason I assumed it was a Brit. I guess from the "for the boys"

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 51 points 1 week ago

Lad has a ceo future

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Guess he learned nothing with the suspension

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean... think it dont do it bruh. Also absolutely correct.

You know when the parents went for that meeting they also looked to be like "Well, is the boy at least justified in thinking "dat ass" was worth it.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hope the kid was lying, because that’s a far bigger problem.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

But not as big as th-

I'm sorry

[–] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Your right. This was done by a pre teen but still what is it with teenage boys and sexual harassment? I remember as a high school student aged 17-20 a lot of the younger students would fetishize the idea of doing it with an older woman so I received a lot of unwanted attention. I asked out my literal 12-to-15 year olds. I got unsolicited dickpics through my Snapchat. I was given lewd comments/cat calls all the time. I was told I was a "baddie", "Thicc" and a "MIFT". I got my butt slapped, I had videos and pictures took of me without my consent and I was too afraid to do anything about it because I thought people would think I was being inappropriate or provoking them in some way.

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Way to humble brag /s

In all seriousness, that must have been super uncomfortable. Its crazy how social pressures inform our perspective. I had the same thing happen to me, but I was raised as a dude. I was ecstatic that girls were into me, and was happy for the attention. It wasn't until I was older that I realized how absolutely fucked it was that girls waaaay older than me were sending me nudes, and girls younger than me who didn't even know my name yet were doing the same. Somehow I never sent a single pic, unless it was my cat. I loved my cat.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Guarantee that plenty of boys have these thoughts at fairly early ages but most have either the common sense or sense of shame not to post it online. It's something you're supposed to keep private lol

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

About 12 I guess

[–] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Looks to be about 10-12.

Horny silly kid. 🤷😅

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