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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 73 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I could be okay, but I also wouldn't purposely get such a large space when I don't plan to fill it with stuff. Just give me space big enough for the matress and desk.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love that you look at this and say "woah, that's way too much, I prefer less"

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it means lower rent then hell yeah!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

there are teensy tiny municipally-owned apartments available in a city near me for like 200€ per month and i'm absolutely planning to get one if i ever get an income, they're so smol that the "kitchen" is a recessed wardrobe with a sink and like 2 hotplates, which honestly considering how we have perfectly decent bags of frozen meals that you can just toss in a pot for 10 minutes is perfectly acceptable for a single-person household!

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ain't no home without enough open space for all kinds of push ups! If you're daring, you could even do other exercises too!

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boink! Right into the pillar, again

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had to take my coffee table out of my living area to get enough room in my apt. Only other option would have been moving my pc to bedroom and tossing out my bedframe

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Low carbon footprint living gets way more hate than it should (and it shouldn't get any).

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

[–] Blemgo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You should do that anyways. Bed frames exost for a reason: it helps to stop moisture building up on the underside of the mattress, and thus prevents mold.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Out of frame: a huge ass TV and a single armchair.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Why have an armchair? Just roll the gaming chair over

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

Throw in a server rack and it’s perfect.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (7 children)

This shit is putting men in a box and " hu duh, men basic, like dog"

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[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Needs a motorcycle being rebuilt in it, with that much open space

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Cuts a Wall open, now i can park my car inside.

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

It's a bit much for me, as I'd want the mattress more elevated, but let me tell you, I am 99% sure I have adhd, and minimalism like this appeals to me so it's less shit I have take care of, every item in your house is a fucking dust collector that you have to wipe down, fuck that shit, I only want the absolute essentials, rest is slowly going to the bin

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Men? Look at this flooring, look at this lighting project! Amazing place

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is just missing a cinder block nightstand and a dead plastic plant to tie the place together.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dead plastic plant. For when you want everyone to know you are irresponsible, but without the responsibility

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 2 months ago

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

[–] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

hell, I wish I had something more like that and not a house full of shit I don't use most of the time.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

This may be too much even

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

[–] Pendorilan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah man, I need an actual bed lol

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

I don't need a bed, but an air mattress is a HARD no.

I'd rather sleep on a clear carpet with a blanket.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't get why people hate on this. Do all the useless nick-nacks actually add something to their lives?

If this is all you need, what's the problem?

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To be fair, some women would say that too. There's so much room to build stuff and do projects! I could get so fucking irresponsible!

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The minimal furniture and a sense of free space are great for my mental health. A cluttered home to me feels like a cluttered mind. I don't want to live in a cage of excess stuff, much like I don't want to carry unhealthy mental baggage with me, pulling me down. You may see a sparse room, but I see freedom from sensory fatigue. I see freedom.

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[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago
[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

I lived like this the first year of my postdoc and couldn't have been happier. I had 4 place settings but only used one and washed it after every meal. Desk, computer, one camp chair, and an inflatable mattress. Stayed that way until my wife joined me my second year and made me get a real apartment.

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Look at all the space for a mini painting station

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

This is my room, less space and bigger bed. More screens too ofc

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I need three desks. Modern PC desk, retro PC desk, and a soldering desk. Otherwise, perfect.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Not nearly enough screens.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Twice as many mattreses as needed.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a man and all I can see is all the dust this huge surface area will collect

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Having more stuff doesn't mean less dust. It means more things with dust on it.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

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[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Look it all the space for activities!

[–] LimpRimble@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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