this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Domestication of the first canine (30,000 BCE, colourized)

[–] AceSLS@ani.social 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Luckily they didn't have to colorize the text

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

I’m impressed they already knew how the planet looks from space.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

Barely colorized Fido there either

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 1 week ago

"my ancestors warned me about situations like these. that bed is really comfy tho…"

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Would a wild (I think coyote?) even let someone wash it? I suspect maybe a tame one that someone used a picture of to make a funny story.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I suspect taxidermy. Take a closer look at its posture. It’s looking straight to the front

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

coyotes are smart little fuckers.

they understand that if you act well you get food.

If you only have one coyote and give them food, chances are likely they will be nice if they think they can get more.

that said, they are vicious wild animals that should never be approached unless you're looking for a myriad of diseases or injuries.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 128 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting the post in Lemmy shitpost might be a joke?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have been known to not get humor, I thought the joke was in sharing someone else documenting a stupid decision of theirs unwittingly, and therefore if it was itself fake it wouldn't have the same impact

[–] Acrimonious@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

For some people it being fake does ruin it. For a lot (me included) the idea itself is funny. When George Carlin was describing the first time he made a joke, the description described comedy to me. I don't know exactly what he said but along the lines of: the first time I told a joke it was to my mother. I made her laugh. It was the first time I twisted an idea in such a way that it was funny.

So yeah, two people can look at the same photo/scenario and the person providing a perspective that seems absurd and funny is the comedian. Sorry it's late but I hope I made sense.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the most likely explanation is someone was messing with the Facebook group this was posted in. Although I have no idea how calm a coyote would be if you captured it.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

But luckily this was a calm dog

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Could it happen, maybe. Did it happen, unlikely but possible.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago

The face of a man that's in too deep

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago
[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago

JPEGs you can hear

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

This is how we domesticate coyotes

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Howls relentlessly at the moon.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that what that noise is? I thought it was a wood chipper filled with babies and cats.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Hey, what else was i supposed to do with all those babies and cats?