Same. Too bad that I'm not into obscene amount of drinking that everyone around me wants to do every day.
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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I started "clubbing" more often with friends. By which i mean i follow them around to bars and keep ordering 0 alcohol beers and other non-alcoholic drinks.
*friend drives up near, tosses you a pair of tights*
"Put these on, we're going SHOE shopping!"
*clacks gun*
"At the BANK!"
coffee... hiding a body...
It was all looking fun and then suddenly bam a wild card.
I'm not working out, I've got better things to do.
Yeah like who goes to libraries anymore? /s
How about sitting down for a casual meal/drink and coming up with an idea for something really cool, start making plans for it, purchase supplies, draw up designs, make some janky but actually working Proof of Concepts, test them and see that the idea is fully viable. However, the only thing needed to bring it to full fruition is to implement some rigor in the process, design mitigations for the edge cases, and write proper documentation. But instead of doing those final things you just stop because you've shown it can positively work and you can't bring yourself to do the boring work now that the idea is proven valid and you've lost interest and are mentally already started on the next great idea?
As friends, are you down for that?
The most anarchist meme ever seen
I love to have a friend like this. I really just love to have any friend to hang out with☹️
See this is why you should join a gang. It's basically just an activity group.
Need a friend with a backhoe... for stuff.
As an introvert, I do not comply.