Justas

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Doge in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Science convergers on the same truth. It's the stupid that creates uniquely dumb outcomes. If you want to change the world by time travel, do not kill the scientist, kill the fool.

Trump to shut down all 8,000 EV charging ports at federal govt buildings in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago

Lithuanian here, a very popular Facebook page keeps posting "Trump is about to wake up, prepare for him saying something stupid" every day.

hard days in c/privacy@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I'm fine with actual engineers running tech companies, because most enshittification is done by the business management degree carriers.

You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Also, change input language.

And Num Lock.

Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)

You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Press the Insert key on people's keyboards at random times of the day.

Is there any hope for Ukraine to survive as an independent state now that trump is desperately wishing for a peace treaty with Russia, even bypassing Ukraine? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Excellent TV show.

Also, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list. in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

You forget the big cold.

'Uber for Armed Guards' Rushes to Market Following the Assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO | Are you scared to walk down the streets of NYC and also have too much money? There's an app for that in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 127 points 3 days ago (9 children)

It's all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

Fedi is like email in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Oh, I just recently got one too!

Is the pipeline true, fellas? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

Whats his problem? in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

"If you have the patience to sit by the river and wait, eventually, the corpses of your enemies will float by." Sun Tzu

Original vs Remake in c/4chan@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

It's 2025. Use vector graphics for UI elements like every other website does.

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