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[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[โ€“] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Getting into c++ as well then?

[โ€“] zib@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty

[โ€“] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[โ€“] Eavolution@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100ยฐC trying to compile?

don't kink shame

[โ€“] jannis@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.

[โ€“] Port8080@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Core Dumped

[โ€“] rattenjunge@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[โ€“] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[โ€“] farofinha@dataterm.digital 3 points 2 years ago

It seems a good way to learn.

[โ€“] KMohZaid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

[โ€“] 03ari@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[โ€“] Xeelee@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

[โ€“] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh you'll get python alright ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)