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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Most guys just have one python in their pants.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

13.5 is crazy, gawd damn

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe they're afraid of heights!

[–] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

He was packing a Hydra in his pants

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

🎵 My python don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" 🎵

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, they're ball pythons

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

3 pythons? I hope Cleese was one of them, he's great

[–] LuckyDevil@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Airport Security: "Is that three pythons in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago

Can you imagine if a bite in that area?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Poor airport security, nobodies ever just happy to see them :(

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was so concerned when I misread it as more than 3 pythons somehow. Only three isn't so bad.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dammmmn! You gotta nice snake!!