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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 216 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nothing's happened, that's why. His next court date is:

Tuesday, 9/16, 9 a.m.: People v. Mangione (NY State), 100 Centre Street, Part 32, New York, NY 10013

[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know it's just how the courts work but how can it be the people vs him when the people seem to support him. The state vs maybe.

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People on Lemmy, sure. But talk to your boomer neighbors and they’ll all say he’s a terrorist.

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[–] NOFF@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

because alleged criminals are prosecuted by the State on behalf of the People. Public opinion doesn't really factor into it.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lol “people vs mangione” more like people & mangione vs the corrupt & evil

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nobody really cares about the guy who died, despite corporate media insisting on our sympathy for months. They figured out we can't be fucked about the sorry sonofabitch, so they're hoping we forget about the whole business while trying to censor talk of LM off of all major social media platforms. Sure does help that so much news and social media are owned by the same fuckers.

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That's the guy responsible for fixing most of the bugs in civ VI. And there is evidence he did that.

He's also been baselessly accused of shooting some twat. So the federal prosecution is waiting for people to forget about him so they can drag him through a kangaroo court and murder him for political reasons.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd have thought they'd want him dead for all to see. See what happens when you touch an untouchable.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's the sort of thing that could spark a full blown revolution though. Capitalists aren't known for their love of change.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

We need more people like Luigi. I mean both people who can fix bugs in Civ VII and people who can fix bugs in american healthcare system.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don't watch mainstream media, but Status Coup News does follow his case and updates when something happens.

From what I understand, lawyers found a major issue with how he was apprehended. Apparently he wasn't read his rights before they started taking action, so a fair bit of evidence they have against him may need to be thrown out.

Also they decided to pursue the death penalty way too fast, among other injustices.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Issues with the way he was apprehended? I am just shocked.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is impressive how scared the wealthy elite are of this man and what he did.

He must be aquitted so they finally understand they're not untouchable. Someone might kill them for the shit they pull.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (13 children)
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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still don’t think it’s even Luigi that did it. Looks nothing like the guy from the video

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im not even sure I trust that video. It has artifacts that make it look doctored to me.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Classic oligarchs, pinning their crimes on the underprivileged...

Rich white males from prestigious families? Hang on, wait a minute.

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[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brian Thompson obviously killed himself.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

Release the Thompson files!

And by that I mean: Promise to release the files for years and then decide no one should be prosecuted and say "why is everyone still talking about that guy?"

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

His name was Brian Unitedhealthcare, right?

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought his name was John Forprofithealthinsurancecorporation

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

I'm fairly certain he's still at large.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He prolly didn't even do it but who ever did do it, did the right thing

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve been saying the entire time they have the wrong guy.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Takes a while to get a jury together. The legal system is very slow, even in easy cases; and trying to find an unbiased jury makes it even harder.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There will be no truly unbiased jury, this is way too public and polarizing

Fucking CB radio featured Luigi and that's an impenetrable subculture

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

they will go through a ton of jurors before they will seat one. they needs one dumb enough to be swayed easily by either side. both the defendant and prosecutors are only limited to amount of jurors that strike from a group during jury summons, so they are looking at biases for him and remove them. what they really want is the ones that dont read the news much, or retireers.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This must be a taxing and mentally draining process for all the grown ups in the room.

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[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago

Signor Luigi. Señor Luis.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[–] mambabasa@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 week ago (24 children)

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The guy that was gunned down by someone was Evil Healthcare Prick.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

He's the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I think his name was Scumbag McFuckhead or something like that.

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