Sounds like something windows would doβ¦
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He's not wrong.
Also,
Tech support: try turning it off and back on
This is true because Linux users know that daemons are something that you can rein in and perhaps restart on occasion.
sed s/demon/daemon/g
The install is complete.
Your computer wants to be possessed by Daemons sir
Daemons > demons
They should install Linux. Arch is the only way to make a demon leave your computer and never return.
Tell me it wouldn't work, though!
LOOK ME IN MY FACE! I bet you can't.
Ok, but imaging playing one of the new Doom games with that set up:
Action starts to get intense.
The tension, and temperature rises.
Suddenly, a whisper at the back of your mind "hail satan hail satan hail satan"
As more enemies appear, and the temperature rises, it becomes louder, pulsing in your ears. Somehow a whisper that is now shouting.
As you cleanse the demonic filth, the chanting subsides and stops, bringing a measure of peace, at least for the moment.
Hell yes
UbuntuCE specifically
The HOLIX community might be your place of salvation.
HOLIX, the operating system for those holier than thou. The true and only OS. Come to HOLIX!
The machine spirit yearns for linux