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[–] sefra1@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

That's nice, now I only need 200k so I can buy a house with a backyard so I can make my own groceries.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Where do you live that 200k gets you enough land to grow your own food? Mine was Β£230k and all I can realistically grow a years supply of in a year is a few types of herbs.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Easy enough. Every country has an area where nobody wants to live. On the side of a mountain, hours away from the next city, maybe on an old garbage tip or an old industrial chemical spill. In Eastern Europe you might even find a cheap piece of land in a mine field. Should be possible.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I really don't recommend to grow your food on an old garbage pit or an old industrial chemical spill or zone, just in case someone was going to take this seriously.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There isn't really any unowned land left in England. Some patches that are abandoned perhaps but its not exactly publicised as someone would probably take it if it was well known that there was free land somewhere.

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[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There are still cheap places to live all over England and Scotland - I bought a 1 bedroom flat with small garden for Β£90k in Peterborough (a smaller city about an hour north of London) 3 years ago, and the garden has enough space for a few raised beds with vegetables in them

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[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

LOL. I started out with a little wooded land, cut trees, cleared it, bought a $1,200 well used mobile home and now have a nice home with three gardens. Buy small and grow.

Have you tried giving up avocado toast?

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stabby_cicada@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Warning: may lead to overpopulation, hierarchy, authoritarian forms of government, malnutrition, slavery, and war. Use at your own risk.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hunter-gatherers had most of that, too.

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Not really. An exception are hunter-gatherers benefitting from the rich marine resources and salmon of Pacific North America, but for most hunter-gatherers:

overpopulation: well, populations tend to hit the carrying capacity, whatever it may be, but I think here it refers to living conditions like with poop being in the street and stuff like that

hierarchy: hardly any to speak of, it's mostly family-based, with special respect for great hunters or people who solve conflicts

authoritarian forms of government: no

malnutrition: of course hunger and famine exists for hunter-gatherers as well, but they generally had much better nutrition than early agriculturalists

slavery: no, they don't have the social organization to manage this

war: meeting strangers was always a dangerous event, and war can exist in specific times and places, more often being small-scale ritualized warfare in places of high productivity, but food production really brought that to another level

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Garlic will grow like a weed too. Growing up we had an entire bed along the outside north wall that went from mixed plants to oops all garlic and chives alarmingly quickly.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Chives make a nice border plant, they crowd out weeds, they are great for cooking and they have nice flowers in the spring.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

once a week i hunt for a shop and gather some groceries.

Just like my forebears

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're descended from bears?

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

Yes, four of them to be exact.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

And makes the leather fit better.

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[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Garlic factory owners hate this one simple trick.

Eliminate car repair bills with a bunch of tools and this weird trick!

12000 years and we’re back

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

This sounds like a wall-e type sci-fi concept. Except our actual future.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

The garlic at my local store is 69Β’ a bulb. Nice!

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
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