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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

myhouse.wad Need some gas after that burger?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

Happiness has to be fought for.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guess what their favorite vegetable is.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

4 Cheese Pizza?

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Caesar salad

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

20% layoff, that's rough

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the “I” goes out, then you’re back to five guys again.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It is as they say - there is not I in five. Errr... fve.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

There are FOUR lights

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could fix it with one bullet.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally an American solution

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

American problems call for American solutions.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago

Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago

Picard: "There are four guys!"

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ask my small children if they had learned Roman numerals. "What are those?" By MML no one under L will get this meme.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

RIP Fifth Guy o7

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Feels like this could be a good visual gag Easter egg in something like a zombie apocalypse comedy: Sign is in the background of a shot at the start of the film working fine, as the film progresses you get this, then III out of the vertical lines, then II and finally I with the S in GUYS burnt out too, probably with the place in increasingly obvious levels of burnt out

[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interestingly, I have never been to a Five Guys where it has been five guys.

Usually two guys, three guys, two guys one girl, two girls one guy. But I don't recall five guys on shift, ever.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago

Five guys take all the profits.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Great, now there's four of them

[–] gex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

In case you want intravenous saline and a paper bag full of fries

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Heroin fellas

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ohmy_science@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure the ad played fine....

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Schrödinger's Guy

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He he he, it's funny because now it's 4 guys