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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If only I could sleep forever but without giving up my existence

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Imagine existing in an eternal dream, why can't the afterlife be that instead of.... uhh...

checks notes on leading theories of conciousness survival, finds there aren't any

Nothing

[–] Jhestyr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Vampire stuff?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After two years of “if we just make it through the next few months” from my boss I quit my last job.

Fuck suffering every day.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

could be worse. after a year of "if we make it through the next few months" from my boss the company fucking collapsed.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

That does suck.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yep, that's the 2020s for pretty much everyone, except land and company owners evidently.

Take the time to relax, be mindful. Write down your schedule of the week, day by day. See where the points is to "hang in there". Reflect upon it.

I don't have the answer but this is the way

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Metric - Handshakes

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think he knows about second sleep, Pip

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I wish I had a place to sleep when I wanted.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah...this feels like just general life advice. #TooReal

Did you dance today? Or did you only work?