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[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Fwiw, "blonde" can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person's drink choice.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

Blonds. James Blonds.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He was only 20! Can a man not run around on the lake, lights out, with only a single blonde?! In my day I carried two for conversation's sake! (That's a David Lee Roth joke, can't remember which video. I'm old! Slack. Cut me some.)

Persecuting a man for harmless fun, SMDH. Fascists running the place, far back as the 50s. I hate what America has become.

(Seriously, I'm religious about checking the nav lights. Our boat is a 10', $600 POS from Academy. LOL, my redneck ass has a flashlight on a bamboo pole for the rear white light. During the day I fly a hunter orange flag 8' high. I don't want my family getting splatted by a drunk!)

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Officer Earl Money