this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
508 points (99.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

9376 readers
2188 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 11 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 months ago

New ship, same ship.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 25 points 2 months ago

Imma try it.

See how long before it gets me a "coaching" opportunity at work

[–] gitamar@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But it's the same rock is it not?

[–] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Different rock, different hill.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago

Same rock, different roll

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

New wings, same sun.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm on the toilet reading this, same shit different day.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

That's a really long dump, dude. You okay?

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My takeaway from Prometheus's fate was that he can drink as much as he ants and never have to worry about cirrhosis.