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Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In fairness, I'm Welsh, and I'd reject someone from Cwmbran too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Cwmbran

Is it infamous somehow?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

C W M B R? I mean come on! Even the Welsh are like THAT NEEDS 22 OTHER LETTERS IN IT BEFORE THE ONLY VOWEL !!!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JFYI, w is a vowel in Welsh.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Only the French (afaik, I'm not a polyglot) get it right, they call it 'double V'

[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In germany it is called W, pronounced [veː], non of that doubl bullshit, just it's own letter.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

Also Spanish

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Just as in Hungarian, duplavé FTW

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

And Finnish. And probably many many more since that's what it is.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

For most of the history of the Latin alphabet, there was no distinction between U and V.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 months ago

More like Double Eww amirite?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not particularly, it's just one of those taking the piss out of the neighbours jokes. Wales is small enough that we're all close enough to be neighbours :)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yep. According to a quick search, Massachusetts is a wee bit larger in area, but has almost exactly the same amount of coastline. Had no clue Wales was so small.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that when a whole bunch of Welsh just showed up out of nowhere 538 million years ago?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No, they exploded, as the Welsh are wont to do.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 2 months ago

Do dynowelsh eat onions?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago

my flabber had never been so gasted

Added to my quirky comments list

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

there are only two things i hate:

  1. the intolerance of other peoples' cultures
  2. the dutch
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What the article left out is that it was a pet sitting deal for the host's sheep.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

Bravo, you had me for a moment there 👏

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

An Airbnb host once deposited a key at a shop that was closed on the day of my arrival. This made it impossible to access the place. All I got was a refund for that day, and had to search for an alternative myself.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If we can’t be racist against white people, who can we be racist against?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lots of non-white Welsh people too.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Unless you're a RINO, we already hate our children and I doubt every one of your children has the exact same skin color as you...

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

Almost like the letters in right wing papers pissed off at people in Stornoway speaking Gaelic on the bus.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

The (prospective) guests were visiting from Wales. The Airbnb was in Manchester.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Manchester, which is right next door to Snowdonia. Someone being a grumpy neighbor?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I tried to find the community clip of Piers' dad being racist against welsh people and failed

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

He's not the Messiah!

Leave that Welsh tart alone.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Goldie Lookin Chain will have something to say.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Jemma Louise Gough, 38, and Jamie Lee Watkins, 37, from Cwmbran, Torfaen,

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 months ago

One of those rare times I would side with the host (no,I haven't read the article).