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Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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Mold curse: I curse you as well as three generations of your descendants with an inconvenient falling onion (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by neidu3@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Every person affected by this curse will once during their lifetime have an onion fall and hit the top of their head. It will happen at the most inconvenient time possible, such as:

  • While driving to the interview for your dream job stressed out and late in heavy traffic.
  • While leaning in to kiss your crush after a surprisingly successful date.
  • While giving birth to the next generation of onion targets.
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[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Whoa there, Edmund Blackadder.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please update the post title to start with 'Mild Curse:'

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Done

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'd it a mouldy onion? Cause that probably ups it to an unpleasant curse

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Onion targets 😅😅😅😅😅😅