I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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It's short for charisma
It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers
I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!
Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?
Fr fr?
France France!
It means you're old ;)
Shut up and get off my lawn!
I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead :P
it means they're unc ;)
When's the open beta?
You're on it honey
Why haven't I gotten any matches then
Here you go
that redhead looks like a handful
All us redheads are. (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)
Rub him the wrong way, he'll burst in flames any minute
Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.
so, tinder then?
Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.
Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.
Dreier?
Yeah. "Drya" sounds like someone with a thick American accent tried to pronounce it.
Check out Alovoa haha
😭
Or Bumble.
This already exists
Nah, they'd never name an app after the act of speaking ineptly in a stuttering and faltering manner. The real app must be "Humble" or "Humble Bundle" or something.