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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I definitely prefer my insides to be wet. Else I'd be a mummy.

That said.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Bones wanna swim.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Percussive mouth noises.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

Hmmm. Extra moist insides.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sometimes we want our wets extra inside?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Generally, yes.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sometimes we want our insides extra ~~wet~~ moist

There, fixed it

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

There’s a comedian that built a set around soup and it’s actually hilarious. Juan Nicolon if you want to check him out.

[–] lapping6596@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's why I like to eat a lot of apples. I feel so hydrated during the summer.