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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

100% hilarious

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, I know 2 15 year olds that should be nominated for the Nobel peace prize

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Definitely contributed far more to society than a certain sausage.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 114 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The worst thing about this guy getting beaten up was that it had nothing to do with his actions at DOGE. It was just some random muggers.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

They weren't muggers. The little shit was chest thumping and got his ass kicked.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

IMO The worst consequence is the military is in DC to do the police job now.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I missed this one. What's this now?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Armed National Guard from (at minimum) West Virginia, Ohio, and South Carolina are now patrolling the streets of D.C. and residents are protesting.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago

i'll allow it.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why did he take his shirt off before the blood happened? Sure seems like he picked a fight with children and lost.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Tarps off boys, let's have a donnybrook

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do you do CrossFit? You can CrossFuckOff.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Your aesthetician coiff that for you?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

As sure as pulling stones and tugging teats is hard work, it sure beats fightin' someone with a treasure trail.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke. He got knocked out because he was doing some dumb shit.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 22 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

Well he shouldn't have been out that late and he probably was doing something illegal anyway

We are getting into some real victim blaming territory

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically, that is pretty much word for word what DJT said about the Central Park 5...

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 14 hours ago

That's exactly why I'm bothered about this. And besides, it's not like the person wasn't a shitbag without it, why bother making up extra justification

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

He's not a victim, he's a psychopathic predator who caught a karma ricochet. It should have been worse.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's fine, I'm just saying the "shouldn't have been out that late and was probably a criminal anyway" is eerily close to what is said when people are victim blaming. Better just say that he deserved it for being a shit person

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a matter of "he's probably a criminal anyway," he's something far worse that a criminal. There no "probably" about it. He's a psychopathic traitor who actively, enthusiastically attacked/ damaged/ destroyed/ stole, etc. extremely valuable and sensitive agencies and data, and he deserves life in prison.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

i'm talking about this

Entitled white boys are only out that late soliciting prostitutes or buying coke

And another one in the same thread

wouldn’t be surprised if he propositioned the children.

Like that's just making up shit to justify things, similar to how often there's that "why was the black guy out that late, probably selling drugs" shit. Why bother when you can just point to the actual shit this guy has done

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He's a psycho traitor scumbag, of course he was out doing psycho traitor scumbag stuff. Every moment that he breathes, he's doing something to hurt every person in the country. We have no obligation to treat him like he's a decent person who deserves the benefit of the doubt.

MAGA Nazis fully invent the most heinous lies about good people, speculating about what this traitor was doing is perfectly acceptable.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It's just so unnecessary to make up scenarios to justify shit when there's more than enough justification as is.

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[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Eh, he victimized millions of people already, lied repeatedly about his story, the cops lied to support him. He isn't the victim, he's the asshole.

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