I've been training for this my whole life
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This is already my life, just more gaming
Eating expensive. Buying alcohol. Delivery because of the low steps/day.
I’m too broke for this.
Though… Is a drop of alcohol sufficient? Is watching at porn for a second sufficient? Is running an idle game for 5h sufficient? Does cycling, crawling or a wheelchair count for steps?
no, that's how you get around the limit
I wouldn’t last 24 hours.
If I did that 2 decades ago do I get credit?
No this is for 2025. You could still try and do the prestige challenge you unlocked back then:
- hourly porn
- hourly alcohol
- 10-16 hours on the game/day
- 1-2,5 hours of sleep/day
- <250 steps/day
- 0 push-ups hourly
- no take-out, only leftovers
Does frozen pizza count as takeout?
a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you'd even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife's silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn't let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go 'Oh... fire..because of the brugers... the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven's bad then the fire started...omg'
That doesn't sound very healthy physically. But mentally? Yes!
That's the trick though, especially as you get older. The stuff that sounds like an awesome relaxing reset and will surely be nice at the time, is not always the activity that will actually leave you feeling better afterwards.
A frustrating example is being tired in the middle of the day on a weekend when I wanted to be productive in my hobbies & house work. If I take a nap, will that save me evening or ruin my evening?
There's a lot of trial and error, since we're all different.
Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.
No, we shalln't.
You are not getting a random image from my phone gallery because I got rate limited
Let me help.
If I get paid, fuck yeah I'm on it!
- no, I prefer the sex
- no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
- yes
- no, not enough
- ok is easy, I have a dog
- doable
- not on this economy
I think the steps are the only challenge. Just going to the bathroom accrudes 1000 steps sometimes
I did that one day. Does it count?