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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This is already my life, just more gaming

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eating expensive. Buying alcohol. Delivery because of the low steps/day.

I’m too broke for this.

Though… Is a drop of alcohol sufficient? Is watching at porn for a second sufficient? Is running an idle game for 5h sufficient? Does cycling, crawling or a wheelchair count for steps?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

no, that's how you get around the limit

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I wouldn’t last 24 hours.

[–] cmeu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I've been training for this my whole life

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

finally a challenge i can rise up to!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That doesn't sound very healthy physically. But mentally? Yes!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

That's the trick though, especially as you get older. The stuff that sounds like an awesome relaxing reset and will surely be nice at the time, is not always the activity that will actually leave you feeling better afterwards.

A frustrating example is being tired in the middle of the day on a weekend when I wanted to be productive in my hobbies & house work. If I take a nap, will that save me evening or ruin my evening?

There's a lot of trial and error, since we're all different.

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I did that 2 decades ago do I get credit?

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

No this is for 2025. You could still try and do the prestige challenge you unlocked back then:

  • hourly porn
  • hourly alcohol
  • 10-16 hours on the game/day
  • 1-2,5 hours of sleep/day
  • <250 steps/day
  • 0 push-ups hourly
  • no take-out, only leftovers
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

If I get paid, fuck yeah I'm on it!

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You are not getting a random image from my phone gallery because I got rate limited

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.

[–] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I think the steps are the only challenge. Just going to the bathroom accrudes 1000 steps sometimes

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  • no, I prefer the sex
  • no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
  • yes
  • no, not enough
  • ok is easy, I have a dog
  • doable
  • not on this economy
[–] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think <500 steps a day is meant here.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I did that one day. Does it count?

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