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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 94 points 6 days ago (3 children)

damn that's terrible what link did you click so I don't click it?

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 80 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 27 points 6 days ago

awwe I came here to say

ASSVENGERS: REAREND GAME

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 6 days ago

TBH I didn't know they were still making full feature porn. Kind of thought that had died by now

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Featuring Ant-Man as the butt plug.

[–] prv@feddit.online 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

NSFW links below.

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012).

IMDb.

Edit: Removed direct link to comply with Rule 4, but you can find the full movie on SpankBang. The screenshot is from about the 3:50 minute mark.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Why does the screenshot look like its from the 80s?

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I forgot about Chyna going into porn after wrestling.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jOOhbD67CLs

The description links to a part 2. I'll look for a better source after work.

Edit: I found a close enough source. It's from Axel Braun's Avengers XXX parody.

https://www.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/Ms-Marvel-And-Scarlet-Witch-Get-Nasty-Avengers-Parody/video6957418 (NSFW)

Bonus gallery that includes the poster: https://e-hentai.org/s/bbb4fbddcf/507751-1 (NSFW)

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There's a legendary family story from my childhood in the early '80s where my dad rented a direct-to-video Snow White sequel for me and my brothers (aged 1 - 10), but it turned out he had absentmindedly picked up a porno parody, shoved it in the VCR and immediately left the room to attend to other things. He didn't realise until we were a good 10 minutes in and were laughing hysterically at the willies and boobs.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My dad recorded a sex tape with his girlfriend and taped a movie over it. The after credits was traumatizing

Unfortunately not a joke

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey you should have some pride in your dad, being able to keep going longer than a movie!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

he's a piece of shit but he has that going for him I guess lol

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

my dad bought a vhs at a garage sale of some wwe pay per view and right before a steve blackman vs the rock match it cuts to the x files, then from the x files it cuts to a naked chick. i was 7

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Core memory unlocked?

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My father bought a lot of B action movies in the 80's. Surprising many of them were soft porn.

Father expressed his displeasement each time, but we watched each one.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

when Scarlet Bitch was introduced, I'm sure it was a clear indicator.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 days ago

I once copied the entire movie folder from a friend. To hide his porn, he renamed it all to look like regular movies. Sadly he had a really bad taste.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 34 points 6 days ago
[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

This is gonna make me empty my Infinity Stones

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

OP are you employed at the department of redundancy department?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The redundant department of redundancy department or just the department of redundancy department?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

That's the one!

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You torrented the “correct” version of end game.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Did they discover that they were step-sisters? And thus had no choice?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uhuh. I see. Yes. Very interesting indeed.

Could you please provide the sauce? For scientific purposes of course.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

At least they’ve got comic-accurate costumes.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Excuse me, that costume is very clearly Ms. Marvel from before Carol adopted the Captain Marvel moniker