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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I don't get why Americans are doing their best to avoid the metric system. It's always weird discriptions. Like dishwashers, or in this case, half a giraffe. Just use bananas if (cubic) meters are too complex.

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[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago

I once saw a snake half the size of a garden hose.

It's not the scientists, it's a single journalist who is popping out these headlines. Some of those caught attention.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You divide the giraffe vertically down the center 🤦‍♂️

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

How much is it in bananas?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing that's bothering me is that they ended a question with a period. Why, random person on the Internet, why?

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Indeed, why would they do that.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's with the spherical comments in a vacuum?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

One of the first things they will teach you in engineering design is to start by simplifying the model. So if you're trying to figure out something like the surface area is a fish you assume it's a cylinder then the math is easy. Same thing with assuming the object is in a vacuum. If you do that you ignore wind resistance and it makes the math easier. You can come back later and take the wind resistance into account.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Halved with a vertical cut.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bifurcated down between the eyes

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Should've used bananas for scale.

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