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[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

It will start at 4 PM GMT 25th June.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

About 72 hours after that.

[–] regular_human@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'll take an extra shit just for you, buddy. Godspeed o7

[–] victron@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ok, I'm following you, I don't want to miss anything. Btw, are you going to post a photo or something? Asking for a friend.

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] victron@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't know lol something to remember this historic moment, the food you packed, a toilet meme lmao

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'll post a pic of my porcelain throne

[–] TheRaven@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Years and years ago we had the safe on Reddit and everyone talked about what could be in it. I don’t remember ever getting to find out. We definitely need updates after all this is done.

[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I will help you bear this burden F̸r̸o̸d̸o̸ ̸B̸a̸g̸g̸i̸n̸s̸ mizu6079. As long as it‘s yours to bear.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For anyone that wants the template I just made:

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

That's a high quality template, thank you for your service

[–] Skullfurious@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't get it anyone care to explain

[–] idusces@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Shinhoshi@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks for explaining it was that enshittification instead of the one of all the social media sites.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

If someone takes “pleasure” in that, they have issues.

[–] asjmcguire@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

According to my doctor - after diarrhea, it takes about 5 days for the digestive system to start working properly again (because the bacteria has to build back up to enough). So that would be my recommendation. Have diarrhea and then it doesn't really matter what you eat after that, the poster would be back home again before they had to worry about pooping.

As someone who has diarrhea anytime I'm going to be in a stressful situation - I can testify that it takes me about a week to "form" poo again.

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