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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/47803911

Lmao

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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can do that too. Within my imaginary world. Increasing, decreasing, whatever.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wrong Polanski. I made the same mistake.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

You don't even have to know what he looks like to see it's not him in the photo. You just have to know he's over 90.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Polanski seems like a red flag name at this point.

It's like being named Adolf.

You don't control what your parents named you, but if you're an adult and you haven't changed it, it says something about you.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The smear campaigns are getting started I see

[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Does he take requests?