this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"It is perfectly safe for human consumption" - RoundUp exec who refuses to drink a bottle of RoundUp.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Common misconception, Roundup is only approved for external use as a sunscreen, insect repellent and deodorant.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

If it does the job......

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Comes free with a pack of smokes.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ent's got to keep those pubes in check somehow.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Round Up for when you wanna kill the underarm weeds so you don't continue looking like you have Don King in a headlock.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

To be fair I don't imagine pouring old spice on plants would do them much good either

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the others are the same chemical?

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Roundup is a weed killer (and carcinogen). The dispenser just happens to look like a deodorant dispenser.

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

not related at all, heck; it's a shitpostDON'T USE SWAGGER!

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Man that is some insane production quality