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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Allero@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Thanks buddy.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] shads@lemy.lol 1 points 6 days ago

Blaine is a pain and that is the truth.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 105 points 1 week ago (21 children)

While this scum is allowed allocate all of the world's resources; every drop of water you conserve goes to their data centers and pleasure fleets.

There is no conservation until they're gone. It simply cannot be done.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I mean yes, but it's not like they use an extra drop for every drop conserved, it's still okay to not be wasteful.

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Companies 3 years ago: helping the environment is part of our core values

The same companies one day later: start to heavily use and train AI

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They tricked us into taking all the blame for climate change, so we’re busting our ass off to reduce and they don’t even pretend to care. In truth we could do more for the environment with guillotines than paper straws

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

They tricked us into taking all the blame for climate change

They tricked us into believing metric fucktons of single use plastics would keep us safe and healthy.

But we never had any direct control over climate policy, because we never had any direct control over the capital itself.

All we could do was blame ourselves.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (20 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

Just don't trip

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[–] debil@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

throws a Molotov at the next flying cruiser

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh totally. billionaires carbon footprint is many orders of magnitude larger than multiple lifetimes and generations of us normies. Abolish billionaires. Redistribute that wealth. The environmental future we want - NOW.

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[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 25 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Eco-friendly straws don't have to be mushy paper.

There are several other "vegetable plastics" that last long enough to serve as a fully functional straw, but months later degrade naturally. The reason you don't see them being used is because McDonald's doesn't want to spend an extra $0.10 on every order, because that would totally bankrupt the billionaire company you know.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The best I've found is sugarcane straws. They cost 15cad for a 100 pack compared to 10dollars for 100 plastic straws, which is small enough to not matter to me.

I know for a fact they dissolve as I throw them into my own compost, and also they dissolve to nothing if added to hot water (side note, you should never drink hot drinks out of straws).

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 5 days ago

Yep, sugarcane polymers are amazing. They can be made to dissolve quickly or last a little longer, depending on your needs. Technically they could be used as full packaging for chips and bread and similar foods.

[–] rising_man@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

In the last week I had the opportunity to use metal straws and bamboo straws. Much better than paper straws.

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[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nobody:

Larry Ellison: Buys an entire 90,000 acre Hawaiian Island just because

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[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck the billionaires that do that, but that doesn't mean that me using a straw isnt still making the shit worse. At least I can sleep at night knowing I am not making the situation worse, and I will still try to vote for politicians that are fighting against the billionaires

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It's replacing real action in place of a good feeling. It's THE plan to not do anything effective.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The normalization of needless single use products, like straws, by making them non plastic DOES make things worse. It delays real action, like removing straws altogether.

It’s greenwashing inherently unsustainable practices, just like introducing carbon capture technology on oil rigs or hyping electric cars as a way to keep the auto industry going (while suppressing more efficient means of transportation).

If we’re not going to fix shit, then why the fuck bother with mushy straws.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Agree with this take. It's like yeah electric cars are technically better, but any advantage they have over combustion engines is blown away by things like public transportation, or designing walkable/cyclable cities.

Our solutions can't just rely on swapping out for "greener" tech. We need radical changes to how we are currently living in order to ensure a livable future.

There is no future that is not radical. This gradualist, neolib (let's make sure all the investors get a chance to divest from dirty tech before switching!) fantasy will fuck us. It's been fucking us for a hundred years. It's time to try literally anything else.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Our (Germany) cities are pretty much "walkable", yet the public transportation sucks big sweaty monkey balls. Wherever you wanna go, plan a lot of additional time. And then it's either

A) pay first class and enjoy SOME comfort (while still have to get TO the train in a horrible way)

Or

B) use the "normal" way and stay the whole time pressed against stinky other humans that breathe in your neck.

One way is far too expensive and the other even more.

And There's not much to do about (except prices). How many trams, busses and trains and their tracks can you build. Yet our population gets bigger and bigger.

So fuck public transportation and fuck walkable. I wanna get to places quickly and comfortably. And that is a car. But at least we only have one, as we don't need to work.

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

With adequate public transportation, it becomes much more comfortable and convenient.

My city installed a few additional bike paths, and added some more buses, and the difference is huge.

I don't even need a car except when traveling longer distances.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

But there is no adequate transportation. And we just have no space for more tracks and more trams and busses. Quite the contrary, we even canceled many routes. Public transport is a nightmare here and I wouldn't use it if I'd be paid to do it. Well and bike-paths is the same problem. No space. Biking is bad here, the absolute opposite to our neighbors the dutch. But I wouldn't wanna use a bike anyway. I wanna get to point B quickly.

[–] survirtual@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Sorry, but I am confiscating your moral license if the straw you use is justification.

The straw you use does nothing but make you feel better, which I would argue is harmful. You shouldn't feel better for doing nothing when such large problems exist.

Your use of the right straw is akin to you killing a single invasive ant in a rain forest, and saying you did your part to remove the invasive colony. You then spend every opportunity talking about how you killed that single ant, all while the ants have already multiplied and utterly nullified your non-effort contribution.

Shipping barges, data centers, meat production, gas and coal burning are all many orders of magnitudes greater problems than what straw you use. Gas, coal, and fossil fuel use is over 70% of all emissions, so that should be the primary conversation. In addition, these are all growing in use. Talk about that. Put your attention and action towards that.

[–] jagungal@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The straw is a metaphor for doing what you can in your own world no matter how small, not the absolute culmination of all the good that we've done.

[–] survirtual@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

We can all do much more than straws.

Edit: let me rephrase this. Unless you are a billionaire, there is nothing you can do individually that matters. The problem requires banding together and holding these people accountable. This requires honest communication so people at least understand what the real problem is.

Given we are barely at the honest communication stage and ignorance is running rampant, and that we have a fast approaching deadline before nothing we do will work, I do not have much optimism for the survival of our species.

[–] jagungal@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Do you know what a metaphor is?

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[–] starkzarn@infosec.pub 22 points 1 week ago (15 children)

The irony of using AI to make this image...

Humanity really is a lost cause

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's why the billionaires have decided to hoard all the wealth among a smaller and smaller proportion of the population. They're trying to save the planet! When 10 people have everything and the rest are all dead - boom, planet saved.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s not like ”they” held a meeting to decide they were going to get everything for themselves. Rather they’re embracing this inevitable ”feature” of the ongoing collapse of market economics.

Increasing the concentration of financial capital in the hands of a few people changes the value of that capital. For normal people, the dollar value is measured in the cost of food and living space. Billionaires, who despite evidence to the contrary, are human beings, don’t need or demand more of those real resources – say potatoes or tenancy in small rental apartments – than anyone else. In fact, they can in many cases make do with less! They prefer to subside on lobster, filet mignon or whatever fad diet their longevity coach prescribes, and live in lavish palaces and/or bunkers.

Billionaires, and even down to the measly top 10 percent of earners, are the ultimate hedge when things go sideways in the real economy. They allow governments to keep printing money by diverting a tidy sum of it from potatoes and apartment leases to the lobster, filet mignon, yacht and private jet economy – and more importantly, their investment portfolios.

My point being, that malevolence isn’t the main driver here, but a widespread failure of people to acknowledge that the fantasy of limitless growth inevitably must be realized within the confines of the fantasy world of the financial economy by insulating it from the real economy. Because in the latter we eventually have to accept that we have reached the highest amount of potatoes and apartments possible. This failure is on everyone, not just billionaires.

At this point, though, I guess ”they” (Peter Thiel et al) have pretty much decided to help this collapse along with the help of every major government. So I guess you’re right.

I get what you’re saying and it is probably true from a macro standpoint, but don’t be too hasty to minimize the role of malevolence. If a rich person were so inclined, they could read the same articles and books as me and conclude that systemic problems are already pervasive and still growing. They could then withdraw their support for politicians like Trump (or even most democrats, to be fair) who do anything and everything to amplify those problems for the simple reason that rich people stand to gain from them. I am so furious with people like Thiel because i think they DO know what they’re doing, but they care more about the gains than the people they hurt.

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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Always remember that coke and pepsi do not use recycled plastic in their coke or pepsi packaging, yet they are outwardly huge proponents of recycling the waste they create

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I despise how sprite changed to clear bottles claiming environmental reasons, when that reason was that they wanted to be less indentifiable in trash heaps and microplastic samples.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

They're not doing it out of spite, most plastics can't be recycled, not the way aluminum can (ha).

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Do they not elsewhere? Is it just Australia?

We want our packaging to have more than one life. In Australia, all our bottles and cans can be recycled and all our soft drink and water bottles under 1L are made from 100% recycled plastic*.

*Excl. cap and label

https://www.coca-cola.com/au/en/offerings/thank-you-for-recycling

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Those ships are powered by baby chickens.

First they load up the tanks full of baby chickens. The chicks travel into a conveyor belt where a long row of old women pick up the chicks to if they are male or female. The females are grown to make more eggs. The males are tossed into the intake. The males are then mixed with air and tar and then injected into the piston at high pressure. Once top dead center is reached, a spark drivers the pressures to hundreds of PSI and as much as 800 C. The chicks have been known to survive up to that moment.

If they can perfect chick injection they will try more compact fuels like puppies, crocks, whales, baby elephants, the homeless and or orphans. They might end up stuck with birds so they might try just eagles. There are enough of each eagle to push the boats a good two or three miles!

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