I like to occasionally say exasperatedly to people "I told you a million times, never to exaggerate!"
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
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I was at a symphony where they were playing a night of video game music (Zelda Mario etc) and the conductor said "you know, some people think video games make people violent "
Some guy from the back yells "WHAT?! We should KILL those people!"
percussion, trumpets, or audience?
Audience
His name? Albert Einstein
And then the bus clapped
Older than the internet.
Sorry, "everyone"? Good job sneaking another exaggeration in.
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