This is pretty much nonsense lol
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It makes sense once you accrue 1000 hours on /g/ (10 years ago, it's a much dumber place now)
Where's the drunken conglomeration that is Scala?
Btw. It's my favorite language
People with the skill level necessary to create such memes don't know what Scala is
TIL I'm a hypedev
I use Arch btw
We should reimplement it in Rust
Javascript being disruptive technology is.. A take for sure.
When your self driving car is written in react you'll understand.
Self driving cars? Think human interface on spaceships!
https://os-system.com/blog/javascript-in-space-spacex-devs-have-shared-crewdragons-tech-stack/
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8 frameworks and waiting for fingerprinting scripte to load just for the website to run at 1 frame every minute
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It always disrupted everything, and is getting only better on that with time.
Disrupting my low ram usage
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How the fuck is C++ more traditional than C?
To me it looks like to position within each of quadrant want taken into account.
It really seems like the creator didn't bother with spacing at all. Something that did consider spacing within quadrants wouldn't have its items this closely packed together.
I think it's not meant to be more traditional, the icon positions seem random and only the square they're located is important.
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This is a very confusing image
Ok, now ... where does TempleOS and HolyC belong on this chart?
It needs a Z axis for hobby vs enterprise.
There we go, there, that actually makes sense to me, thank you!
I want to know what a corpo hobbyist traditionalist language is though, lol.
Like uh... I make vba / excel macros in my spare time for fun, lol?
That's where retrocomputing comes into play I guess, Haha!
Those people running Windows 2000 or XP on old computers or VMs and making old-school dotnet web forms apps for it.
I can imagine myself doing this one day, just for nostalgia. 😄
*Sigh*. Fine, let's introduce a z-axis specifically for Terry A. Davis.
So what you're saying is that... he is either from, belongs to, or should be placed on...
... another plane of existence?
lololololollool
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some one in the middle
Nah, vibe coders are definitionally reliant on highy disruptive, literally economy destabilizing 'AIs', that are made by the most gigantic of megacorps and foundations.
That would make them so far into soydev they are off the chart to the bottom right, and it would also mean you'd be grilling Impossible Burgers.
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what are the concentric circles above Linus?
Looking at how much of a reach some of the disruptive + proprietary stuff is... Yeah, there isn't a lot of recent innovative proprietary stuff, is there?
Although I would put Chrome under "disruptive". It absolutely was when it released decades ago, and even now it's still changing the browser landscape.
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Uh, Linus Torvalds is a hypedev?
Btw, is this meme old?
What is the software between Linus and rust? Never seen that icon before
Zoologist, it's a person that studies animals for a living. Hope this helps
Zig, a language for systems programming, alternative to rust.
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I started using git to track my dotfiles maybe one-ish years after I first fully adopted Linux as my daily driver.. I think it's been a little over 5 years and before I converted to nix that git history told a story of immense frustration of never being able to get my desktop and laptop to be identical. For some reason some projects only ran on one of the 2 machines. There was a period in my life when I didn't use my desktop for 2 months because it just didn't work well enough, OCD is really fucking painful. Nix saved my relationship with both of my computers, and my desk, and my spine. I haven't used my laptop and maybe a month and I may have changed my workstation a couple hundred times in this period, I will with absolute confidence say that the next time I decide to use my laptop I can just run git pull and nixos rebuild and my laptop will be just the same as my desktop (minus obligatory build fixes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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Putting Apple under disruption not tradition lol
Author is either a troll or drank the apple marketing koolaid.
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