Trader Joe’s registers run Suse.

Trader Joe’s registers run Suse.

As someone with narcolepsy, this very much sounds like narcolepsy. I also have a cpap so I use an alarm for my naps and keep them to 45 minutes.
It's all good, most of the US doesn't remember that NM is a state.
Like I'm from the US state New Mexico.
New Mexican here. Get some green chile on there and it'll be fine.
Having recently moved into a house with these issues: doorknobs. You never, ever think about the ones that just work well, but every iffy one is irritating every time you use it.
I’m pretty certain at this point that I’m about to be forced to buy some programming socks.

I kinda love it in winter mornings when I’m a bit chilly and then I kick off a big compile or play something and there is this lovely warmth flowing from my main desktop and then I make a big cup of chai.
I bought two old Thinkpads on eBay for $20 each. They run Debian + i3 great and have become my daily portable drivers.
Edit: a new battery and ssd did bring the total up to $100 for the pair.
As it turns out, none of the services I run from my living room NAS or the one that I have hosted on a dedicated machine elsewhere had an issue.