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[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 2 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

TERF obsessed with AI finds out the "degenerate" ani skin for grok has an X account, loses her shit

https://xcancel.com/groks_therapist/status/1972848657625198827#m

then follows up with this wall of text

https://xcancel.com/groks_therapist/status/1973127375107006575#m

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A man's co-workers pressure him to embrace vibe cooking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyCaNt_RBs

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Caught an AI bro in the wild trying to shoot back at Merriam-Webster - and failing:

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

what is "linear definitional bias"

[–] istewart@awful.systems 3 points 45 minutes ago

Whatever the precise definition, it appears to be comorbid with stimulant dependency

[–] corbin@awful.systems 1 points 52 minutes ago

C'mon bro, it's just a bag of words bro~ We actually discussed this previously, on Awful, and this comment is a reply for them in particular.

[–] ebu@awful.systems 6 points 3 hours ago

dictionaries are obsolete bricks remembers that they are useful that's why they're actually ai when you think about it

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 3 hours ago

The dictionary doesnt tell me how wise and smart my misinterpretation of a basic idea is and then tells me im right weird AI bro.

[–] rook@awful.systems 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

In today’s torment nexus development news… you know how various cyberpunky type games let you hack into an enemy’s augmentations and blow them up? Perhaps you thought this was stupid and unrealistic, and you’d be right.

Maybe that’s the wrong example. How about a cursed evil ring that when you put it on, you couldn’t take it off and it wracks you with pain? Who hasn’t wanted one of those?

Happily, hard working torment nexus engineers have brought that dream one step closer, by having “smart rings”, powered by lithium polymer batteries. Y’know, the things that can go bad, and swell up and catch fire? And that you shouldn’t puncture, because that’s a fire risk too, meaning cutting the ring off is somewhat dangerous? Fun times abound!

https://bsky.app/profile/emily.gorcen.ski/post/3m25263bs3c2g

image descriptionA pair of tweets, containing the text

Daniel aka ZONEofTECH on x.com: “Ahhh…this is…not good. My Samsung Galaxy Ring’s battery started swelling. While it’s on my finger 😬. And while I’m about to board a flight 😬 Now I cannot take it off and this thing hurts. Any quick suggestions

Update:

  • I was denied boarding due to this (been travelling for ~47h straight so this is really nice 🙃). Need to pay for a hotel for the night now and get back home tomorrow👌
  • was sent to the hospital, as an emergency
  • ring got removed

You can see the battery all swollen. Won’t be wearing a smart ring ever again.

[–] saucerwizard@awful.systems 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At least it wasn’t a cock ring.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Let's be honest: These are exactly the sort of people who will stick their dicks into the Torment Nexus.

[–] BigMuffN69@awful.systems 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It almost surely has been done, but dare I ask where one can find trashy romance a la “pegged by the basilisk”

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 4 points 2 hours ago

"Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong" should be a Tingler if it isn't already one.

[–] passenger@kolektiva.social 2 points 2 hours ago

@BigMuffN69 @blakestacey

If Chuck Tingle hasn't written it yet, then it's only a matter of time.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 5 hours ago

Is your ring even swole, bro

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 3 points 5 hours ago

YaaS: Yubitsume as a Service

[–] rook@awful.systems 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

In a move that is not in any way ominous, and everyone involved has carefully thought through all the consequences, there’s a sora-generated video of sam altman shoplifting gpus that’s apparently quite popular right now.

https://bsky.app/profile/drewharwell.com/post/3m23ob342h22a

(no embed because safari on ipad is weird about downloading or linking video)

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 1 points 8 hours ago

If the AI industry gets bailed out (and that's a multi-hundred billion dollar "if"), it will be because the technology they create makes shit like this possible.

To try and end this on a somewhat lighter note (source):

[–] FRACTRANS@awful.systems 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

can someone catch me up to speed on what the latest nix fiasco is?

[–] mawhrin@awful.systems 8 points 14 hours ago

in short, the whole moderation team resigned because of interference from the steering commitee; inb4 palmer luckey crowing about how no-one in the project will stop anduril from using nixos to build american military domination.

you know, just another day of the fascist takeover of the nixos project.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Elon Musk announces "Grokipedia", which is exactly what it sounds like.

for article in wikipedia: grok.is_this_true(article)

The Gizmodo story mentions that he retweeted Larry Sanger, but it doesn't dive into the rabbit hole of just how much of a kook Sanger is and how badly his would-be Wikipedia competitors have failed.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Lol maintaining a wiki is so much work always much respect for people who actually try to keep one up to date and filled with good info. Of course the fraud thinks he knows better without having ran one.

He would have a heart attack if he had to write a complex mediawiki script.

A small taste:

{{if|{{{1|}}}...

[–] BigMuffN69@awful.systems 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Gort is Klaatu barada nikhto?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 19 hours ago

Or perhaps it is bleen

[–] nfultz@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

Newsom signed the AI Bill (https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/ai-law-california-ca-companies-regulation-newsom-rcna234562) but looks like they took out the private right of action vs the one last year that he vetoed, so basically defanged.

I do predict even more compliance pop ups in the near future though.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 11 points 1 day ago

Our final defenses are more diffuse, working at a level of norms and attitudes. Stigmatization is a powerful force, and disgust and shame are among our greatest tools. Put plainly, you should feel bad for using AI.

[–] flaviat@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] corbin@awful.systems 9 points 1 day ago

Nice find. There are specific reasons why this patchset won't be merged as-is and I suspect that they're all process issues:

  • Bad memory management from Samsung not developing in the open
  • Proprietary configuration for V4L2 video devices from Samsung not developing with modern V4L2 in mind
  • Lack of V4L2 compliance report from Samsung developing against an internal testbed and not developing with V4L2's preferred process
  • Lack of firmware because Samsung wants to maintain IP rights

Using generative tooling is a problem, but so is being stuck in 2011. Linux doesn't permit this sort of code dump.

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