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    [–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    Private: Mint Cinnamon
    Skipper: Kubuntu
    Kowalski: Arch with i3
    Rico: NixOS, fully compiled from scratch. Kowalski does not know when he set this up.

    [–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    Left to right.

    1.Mint

    2.Ubuntu

    3.Fedora

    4.Arch

    [–] Andy3153@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
    1. probably some shit like UwUntu
    2. Debian
    3. LFS
    4. some Fedora version he installed like 8 years ago which has not been updated since because he got it into a dependency hell
    [–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    barges in, knocking out empty bottless tf did ya say 'bout me uwuntu, ya fockin shitten?! Bet ya couldn' tell proper kawaii femboy quality from ye niche femboy wannabes out of all tha mingin' I smell all from ove' 'ere falls unconcious

    (-some Nyarch user, probably)

    [–] olafurp@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

    Left to right

    • Windows (not linux)
    • Fedora
    • Arch
    • Kali
    [–] alecsargent@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

    Thanks for mentioning Windows is in fact not Linux, couldn't figure it out meself.

    [–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 7 points 6 days ago

    left to right:

    • Ubuntu
    • Debian
    • Gentoo/Arch/LFS (he hops every day)
    • Kali
    [–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

    Probably Hannah Montana Linux, came out before the release of the movie too.

    [–] alecsargent@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

    By the way the second one looks at the first one, the first one uses Manjaro and the second Arch.

    Sorry I forgot the names.

    [–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Skipper is good ol' fashioned Debian.

    Private would probably use PopOS or maybe Mint.

    Kowalski uses Arch btw

    Rico 100% compiles Linux From Scratch. How do you think he got that look in his eye?

    [–] ChuckTheMonkey@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago

    Not only Rico compiled LFS, he also wrote the compiler himself.

    [–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    I know it's not Linux, but Rico doesn't so he uses Temple OS.

    [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)
    • Private uses Mint
    • Skipper used Fedora
    • Kowalski uses Arch
    • Rico has a flash drive with a dozen distros that he coughs up every time he needs to use a computer
    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Kowalski status report!

    "I have broke my system using the AUR"

    [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

    I have used a command that the Arch Wiki calls "unsupported"

    [–] Ooops@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

    So Manjaro...

    I'd speculate Ricos flash drive just has TAILS on it

    [–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    You are all wrong. They all use Pingo Linux. An abandoned Slovenian linux distro. They're running vulnerable software, but they don't care, they're penguins.

    [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Slovenija mentioned lets goo!!!!!

    [–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

    Slovenija bee numero uno es femboyy πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸš©πŸš©πŸš©

    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    And it's not even about the evil RL version of Morticia Addams this time!

    [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Huh?

    Care to enlighten me?

    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Melania Trump was born in Slovenia, right?

    [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    Oh that.

    Yes she was. And I think her actial name is Melanija

    [–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

    Wikipedia seems to agree with you. Dropping the J was probably a good idea considering the people who would have to read it on a regular basis, and how J sounds in English.

    [–] N0libri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago

    Left to right: Arch - Debian - Linux from scratch or gentoo - hanna Montana

    [–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

    Left to right:

    Ubuntu

    Fedora

    Kali

    Dual boots Hannah Montana Linux and Gentoo

    [–] Bonje@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

    Left to right

    • Hannah Montana Linux
    • Debian
    • Arch
    • TrmpleOS
    [–] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

    I also thought TempleOS. It's not Linux tho

    [–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    I love to see the subtle agreement between everyone that Kowalski uses Arch btw

    [–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.

    Antartix Linux?

    [–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

    Ubuntu | Arch | Fedora | FreeBSD

    [–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

    Ubuntu - RHEL - Fedora - Arch

    [–] kingofras@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

    I’m still on Flightless Bird Four Pin Bowling 1.0. Your question is out of the question.