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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah hmmmm^аббревиатура для быстрого развития остеопороза^

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm out of the loop, could someone explain?

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There's an old creepy pasta called Ben drowned. If I remember correctly it's the "found a haunted game" trope where they find a copy of some the legend of Zelda game and a story about a drowned boy named Ben unfolds

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He thought about the Army once i heard. His dad said "son, youre fuckin high".

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Very different from what my dad told me.

He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

Which is a helluva lot to drop on a 6 year old.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did you see a marching band?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, we went into the city to see it. How did you know? :O

[–] don@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

Well, it’s just that sometimes I get the feelin’ she's watchin' over me and other times I feel like I should go

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Knowing me, I would have just said "Yep" and went back to playing with my ninja turtles.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Rockin the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago

Specifically a haunted copy of Majora's Mask.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They shouldn't have done that

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes, yes, yes. It's Ben Drowned Goldblum...

I am not afraid to add a layer of obscurity to any thread.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

I'm gritting my teeth hard I can't be laughing at this