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Second try, hopefully it works this time

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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"Now you'll die a few days from now!"

I love it

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If your opponent is just a couple meters away, otherwise it'd be more like "you'll die in maybe a couple month or maybe years, maybe not at all who can tell eh?" Not for you though, you will die quite quickly (and also horribly)

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that would work. You would fire the prettiest blue "lazer" in all directions, then everyone in the area would die a couple of weeks later.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Actually, in both cases of the demon core going supercritical the shell was immediately removed and only the closest person died of acute radiation poisoning. Even in the second event a man was within a meter of the core and only recieved 166 rad and lived 19 years compared to the man closest to it who received 1000 rad and lived 9 days.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

So someone using it as a weapon is going to open the shell immediately?

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Probably not, as they are probably already terminal. Maybe if only to stop the radiation burns they're suffering from while it's still closed. The person firing this weapon is the one who takes the most damage.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you don't reopen the shell immediately, things get a lot worse. In both demon core incidents the radiation release was mitigated by swift action to stop the criticality.

If you don't open it back up the heat starts to build up and the device will melt down. While releasing a lot more radiation.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Yes. That is how fusion works.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 9 points 4 days ago

Mutually assured destruction.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clearly it's meant to be a grenade. Make it whole, throw it or roll it into a room, they can deal with the consequences as you make distance.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 4 points 4 days ago

Honestly something that becomes whole on impact could work, but we've never officially seen the consequences of it remaining supercritical for more than a few moments.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago